Don’t be happy. Be Grumpy.

The Grumpy shop is ready to serve all and sundry that prefer life on the negative side. Don’t be fooled, we’re not a gimmick. We represent the world that’s usually associated with male pensioners that find everyone else at least mildly irritating.

Still don’t be fooled, though. We’re not all men, and we’re certainly not all pensioners. In fact, many of us are especially grumpy with male pensioners.

You know who we are, and we know who you are. Join us and our grumpy ways today.